Tuesday, 31 December 2013

Gary Barlow Outed!

via JeremyLegat

Still prefer Robbie ;)

Happy New Year

via CAguileraVEVO

Always remember that for every arsehole on this planet there are 1000 people with golden hearts.

Happy New Year everyone :) x

BBC Bias?

via lgreynolds

Socialist Chavez gets his picture up there but no picture of former British PM Margaret Thatcher......

Update : A reader says in Ireland you get this :
via GarethSoye

How To Interview A World Leader

via patcnews

Its child`s play ;)

Monday, 30 December 2013

An Inconvenient Truth

via TheRedRag

Should have sent an icebreaker........

Monday Mockery : Viva French Socialism Edition

via TheRedRag

With the French court giving the go-ahead to the state taking three quarters of someones money it is easy to see why Comrade Hollende is the countries most unpopular President in recent history.

Saturday, 28 December 2013

Avon And Somerset Police Execute 12 People

via JohnDonoghue64
Harsh ;)

Breaking News : Bears Shit In Woods

Just imagine if there was an "none of the above" option on the ballot box and it won, Just imagine if everyone no longer gave their consent (vote) to this corrupt political class.....

Friday, 27 December 2013

Tears For Piers!

He talked the talk, then he walked the walk.

Piers Morgan facing Brett Lee in the nets

via cricketaustraliatv

Santa did grant KT his wish :)

Monday, 23 December 2013

Guest Blog : Gender Neutral Toys

KT's pal Ollie has been doing Monday Mockery photoshops for the last couple of weeks. But today he has written a guest blog. A man a few words and lots of pictures.

So Marks and Spencer are rolling with the politically correct waves.

Today the twitter-sphere tore them a new one for allowing Muslim staff to refuse to serve customers with alcohol and pork. What next do I get turned away by the hindu who won't sell me my burgers? Or worse, how embarrassing when the Catholic calls her supervisor of the public address, "Condom sales required at counter 4".

They have seen the error of their ways and have now issued an apology http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-25488259.

However they have yet to reverse the politically correct nonsense over gender Neutral toy packaging http://www.theguardian.com/money/2013/dec/17/marks-and-spencer-gender-neutral-toys. So today I asked them would they been stocking Stella Creasy gender neutral underwear in time for Christmas. 

Stella wasn't happy and responded with 

Lovely afternoon at @WMGallery with the @folpe17 singers- but back to find some numbskull posting photoshopped pics of me in pants #feckoff

The tweet came along with the obligatory block that people incapable of seeing your point fall back on. Never one to fall at the first hurdle, I thought perhaps I was being too vague as I had not mentioned toys. I put that right quickly.

Countless retweets, favourites and responses later Stella responded with an abbreviated 'For Fucks Sake' denial of her position. 

FFS people! For avoidance of doubt am not 'demanding gender neutral toys', just want kids 2 be able 2 choose 4 themselves what 2 play with!

So all we need now is for Marks and Spencer to drop the gender neutral toy nonsense and common sense will have prevailed.

In the mean time please use the #hashtag #SaveLittleMissArty.

Thanks to KT for the airtime, please feel free to follow TheRedRag and merry Christmas to you all.

Sunday, 22 December 2013

Ed Balls Is Back

You know what to do ;) 

Sunday Catch Up

Some opinion on news :

Graeme Swann quits cricket in the middle of Ashes tour, KT wishes him and his family well for the future but KT is wondering whether he quit before he was dropped (his form has been of since beginning of year), The big question is why the England management allowed this to happen now?

Prime Ministers Questions : The white middle aged millionaire won (as normal) .

Ed Miliband wants to get rid of some fruities (fruit machines) : KT asks how different is a fruit machine to the State? One takes your money by force......

West Ham lost against Man Utd , KT still backs big Sam, I cannot see any other manager that could do the job better than Sam, his experience will keep the mighty Hammers in the Premier League.

Duck Dynasty : KT supports the freedom of speech but finds it hard to take seriously a man who takes lectures from a man wearing a frock who passes on messages from a sky fairy. 

And that wont cost you a penny ;) 

Wednesday, 18 December 2013

Rob Ford Dancing To One Love

He makes Boris look like a boring uncle at a wedding ;)


When KT posted this post on his mental illness he was overwhelmed with the response he got, not only from people that he knew but from total strangers, KT was sobbing for the right reasons again.

One of the responses KT got was from the good folks at the GuidoFawkes blog, being the legends they are they commissioned a t-shirt for me and sent me i, so here it is :

KT would like to say thank you to everyone who sent messages of support, KT did read all of them and is sorry that he could not reply to each and everyone.

Note : For those in any doubt that is the correct way to put a bog roll on bog roll holder.  

Tuesday, 17 December 2013

Saturday, 14 December 2013

Thursday, 12 December 2013

Question Time (Mandela Edition )

No live chat tonight, instead KT is going to publish some stuff he found :

Behold the great thinkers of our time......

Wednesday, 11 December 2013

Ed Does Selfie With Joey

Via Clareyh 

Nice bow tie..........

Thought Of The Day

KT doesnt always like to write long posts so will just pose a question :

 "If the state/NHS/BBC were so good and popular why would they need to get funding by force?"

Bring Back Gordon!

Well they do say it takes all sorts, yes, there is a petition to bring back Gordon Brown :

       "Gordon Brown is one of the greatest economists in the world and it is only right he be recognised as such."

Anyone seen the white coats? 

Via SimonMagus 

Saturday, 7 December 2013

UKIP Cllr "Send Them All Back"

The Daily Mail have a video a UKIP Councillor saying "Send them all back" , KT cant see what the fuss is with this, It sounds consistent with what many UKIP supporters (that i have seen) say as well.

But then again maybe an elected Representative shouldn't take advice from the people that elect them......

Note : KT`s opinion on immigration can be read Here

Friday, 6 December 2013

Dark Days

Fuck me, my life is a mess, last week i wrote about my mental illnes , in that post i wrote about how i thought about killing myself :

  "For the last two nights i have spent 2-3 hours thinking about the best way to kill myself before i have managed to get to sleep, Do I overdose? Jump in front of a train? Jump of a building? Take poison? Cut my wrists?,"

Well Wednesday morning i lost that battle, weakness engulfed me and i sat and swallowed all my medication :

I also done a packet of painkillers but even then i fucked that up, i am still here, still breathing and still annoying people.

KT has got a few days to settle a personal debt that at the moment he cant settle.

Queen sung the song "Only the good die young", in that case i will still be here in 200 years.

 No matter the situation you can always count on KT to screw it up!

Update : A kind follower has offered to lend KT the money, KT is grateful and thankful :) xxx

Gordon Does Irony

The irony....

Tuesday, 3 December 2013

We Have All Thought It


Labours Wonga Embarrassment

It had to happen, after launching a campaign against Wonga it turns out a Labour council has invested taxpayers money in.......... Wonga :

"A council whose leader hit out at Newcastle United’s sponsorship by pay-day lender Wonga has indirectly contributed money to the firm, it has been revealed.
Newcastle City Council is part of a pension fund with £233,000 invested in the company, it has emerged.
Newcastle is one of five local authorities paying into the Tyne and Wear Pension Fund, which ploughed the sum into Wonga.
The city council has previously criticised the lender, making its website inaccessible from all public and council-owned computers in Newcastle."

The Chronicle goes on :

"And leader Nick Forbes has been outspoken in his criticism of payday loans since Newcastle United signed up Wonga as its shirt sponsors.
He said at the time: “I’m sickened. It’s a sad indictment of the profit-at-any-price culture at Newcastle United"

Along with the "ethical" Co-op bank this is just another example of the left and labour failing to practice what they preach!

What a two faced Wonga! 

Cameron And The Chinese

While our esteemed Prime Minister is currently in China begging for money KT thought he would show this little classic about David Cameron and the Chinese :

via TheRedRag


Monday, 2 December 2013

Osbornes Top Dog

 Make sure you clean up the mess Lola leaves when you take her for a walk!

Fenton? No Its Your Free Home Insulation

KT was browsing through Youtube the other day and came across this :

"Energy saving advisors from Leeds City Council's Wrap Up Leeds scheme have made a spook of the popular YouTube sensation 'Fenton the Dog'. See what happens when you let free home insulation run away from you."

via yorkshireenergy

Good thing they didnt have anything more important to do.........