Tuesday, 31 December 2013

Gary Barlow Outed!

via JeremyLegat

Still prefer Robbie ;)

Happy New Year


via CAguileraVEVO

Always remember that for every arsehole on this planet there are 1000 people with golden hearts.

Happy New Year everyone :) x

BBC Bias?

via lgreynolds

Socialist Chavez gets his picture up there but no picture of former British PM Margaret Thatcher......

Update : A reader says in Ireland you get this :
via GarethSoye


How To Interview A World Leader


via patcnews

Its child`s play ;)

Monday, 30 December 2013

An Inconvenient Truth

via TheRedRag

Should have sent an icebreaker........

Monday Mockery : Viva French Socialism Edition

via TheRedRag

With the French court giving the go-ahead to the state taking three quarters of someones money it is easy to see why Comrade Hollende is the countries most unpopular President in recent history.

Saturday, 28 December 2013

Avon And Somerset Police Execute 12 People

via JohnDonoghue64
Harsh ;)

Breaking News : Bears Shit In Woods



Just imagine if there was an "none of the above" option on the ballot box and it won, Just imagine if everyone no longer gave their consent (vote) to this corrupt political class.....

Friday, 27 December 2013

Tears For Piers!

He talked the talk, then he walked the walk.

Piers Morgan facing Brett Lee in the nets



via cricketaustraliatv

Santa did grant KT his wish :)

Monday, 23 December 2013

Guest Blog : Gender Neutral Toys

KT's pal Ollie has been doing Monday Mockery photoshops for the last couple of weeks. But today he has written a guest blog. A man a few words and lots of pictures.

So Marks and Spencer are rolling with the politically correct waves.





Today the twitter-sphere tore them a new one for allowing Muslim staff to refuse to serve customers with alcohol and pork. What next do I get turned away by the hindu who won't sell me my burgers? Or worse, how embarrassing when the Catholic calls her supervisor of the public address, "Condom sales required at counter 4".

They have seen the error of their ways and have now issued an apology http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-25488259.

However they have yet to reverse the politically correct nonsense over gender Neutral toy packaging http://www.theguardian.com/money/2013/dec/17/marks-and-spencer-gender-neutral-toys. So today I asked them would they been stocking Stella Creasy gender neutral underwear in time for Christmas. 



Stella wasn't happy and responded with 

Lovely afternoon at @WMGallery with the @folpe17 singers- but back to find some numbskull posting photoshopped pics of me in pants #feckoff

The tweet came along with the obligatory block that people incapable of seeing your point fall back on. Never one to fall at the first hurdle, I thought perhaps I was being too vague as I had not mentioned toys. I put that right quickly.



Countless retweets, favourites and responses later Stella responded with an abbreviated 'For Fucks Sake' denial of her position. 

FFS people! For avoidance of doubt am not 'demanding gender neutral toys', just want kids 2 be able 2 choose 4 themselves what 2 play with!

So all we need now is for Marks and Spencer to drop the gender neutral toy nonsense and common sense will have prevailed.

In the mean time please use the #hashtag #SaveLittleMissArty.

Thanks to KT for the airtime, please feel free to follow TheRedRag and merry Christmas to you all.




Sunday, 22 December 2013

Ed Balls Is Back


You know what to do ;) 

Sunday Catch Up

Some opinion on news :

Graeme Swann quits cricket in the middle of Ashes tour, KT wishes him and his family well for the future but KT is wondering whether he quit before he was dropped (his form has been of since beginning of year), The big question is why the England management allowed this to happen now?

Prime Ministers Questions : The white middle aged millionaire won (as normal) .

Ed Miliband wants to get rid of some fruities (fruit machines) : KT asks how different is a fruit machine to the State? One takes your money by force......

West Ham lost against Man Utd , KT still backs big Sam, I cannot see any other manager that could do the job better than Sam, his experience will keep the mighty Hammers in the Premier League.

Duck Dynasty : KT supports the freedom of speech but finds it hard to take seriously a man who takes lectures from a man wearing a frock who passes on messages from a sky fairy. 

And that wont cost you a penny ;) 


Wednesday, 18 December 2013

Rob Ford Dancing To One Love




He makes Boris look like a boring uncle at a wedding ;)

First!

When KT posted this post on his mental illness he was overwhelmed with the response he got, not only from people that he knew but from total strangers, KT was sobbing for the right reasons again.

One of the responses KT got was from the good folks at the GuidoFawkes blog, being the legends they are they commissioned a t-shirt for me and sent me i, so here it is :


KT would like to say thank you to everyone who sent messages of support, KT did read all of them and is sorry that he could not reply to each and everyone.

Note : For those in any doubt that is the correct way to put a bog roll on bog roll holder.  

Tuesday, 17 December 2013

Saturday, 14 December 2013

Thursday, 12 December 2013

Question Time (Mandela Edition )

No live chat tonight, instead KT is going to publish some stuff he found :








Behold the great thinkers of our time......

Wednesday, 11 December 2013

Ed Does Selfie With Joey

Via Clareyh 

Nice bow tie..........

Thought Of The Day

KT doesnt always like to write long posts so will just pose a question :

 "If the state/NHS/BBC were so good and popular why would they need to get funding by force?"

Bring Back Gordon!

Well they do say it takes all sorts, yes, there is a petition to bring back Gordon Brown :


       "Gordon Brown is one of the greatest economists in the world and it is only right he be recognised as such."

Anyone seen the white coats? 

Via SimonMagus 

Saturday, 7 December 2013

UKIP Cllr "Send Them All Back"

The Daily Mail have a video a UKIP Councillor saying "Send them all back" , KT cant see what the fuss is with this, It sounds consistent with what many UKIP supporters (that i have seen) say as well.



But then again maybe an elected Representative shouldn't take advice from the people that elect them......

Note : KT`s opinion on immigration can be read Here

Friday, 6 December 2013

Dark Days

Fuck me, my life is a mess, last week i wrote about my mental illnes , in that post i wrote about how i thought about killing myself :

  "For the last two nights i have spent 2-3 hours thinking about the best way to kill myself before i have managed to get to sleep, Do I overdose? Jump in front of a train? Jump of a building? Take poison? Cut my wrists?,"

Well Wednesday morning i lost that battle, weakness engulfed me and i sat and swallowed all my medication :

I also done a packet of painkillers but even then i fucked that up, i am still here, still breathing and still annoying people.

KT has got a few days to settle a personal debt that at the moment he cant settle.

Queen sung the song "Only the good die young", in that case i will still be here in 200 years.

 No matter the situation you can always count on KT to screw it up!

Update : A kind follower has offered to lend KT the money, KT is grateful and thankful :) xxx

Gordon Does Irony


The irony....

Tuesday, 3 December 2013

We Have All Thought It


Gold!

Labours Wonga Embarrassment

It had to happen, after launching a campaign against Wonga it turns out a Labour council has invested taxpayers money in.......... Wonga :


"A council whose leader hit out at Newcastle United’s sponsorship by pay-day lender Wonga has indirectly contributed money to the firm, it has been revealed.
Newcastle City Council is part of a pension fund with £233,000 invested in the company, it has emerged.
Newcastle is one of five local authorities paying into the Tyne and Wear Pension Fund, which ploughed the sum into Wonga.
The city council has previously criticised the lender, making its website inaccessible from all public and council-owned computers in Newcastle."

The Chronicle goes on :

"And leader Nick Forbes has been outspoken in his criticism of payday loans since Newcastle United signed up Wonga as its shirt sponsors.
He said at the time: “I’m sickened. It’s a sad indictment of the profit-at-any-price culture at Newcastle United"

Along with the "ethical" Co-op bank this is just another example of the left and labour failing to practice what they preach!

What a two faced Wonga! 

Cameron And The Chinese

While our esteemed Prime Minister is currently in China begging for money KT thought he would show this little classic about David Cameron and the Chinese :

via TheRedRag

Classic!

Monday, 2 December 2013

Osbornes Top Dog


 Make sure you clean up the mess Lola leaves when you take her for a walk!

Fenton? No Its Your Free Home Insulation

KT was browsing through Youtube the other day and came across this :

"Energy saving advisors from Leeds City Council's Wrap Up Leeds scheme have made a spook of the popular YouTube sensation 'Fenton the Dog'. See what happens when you let free home insulation run away from you."


via yorkshireenergy

Good thing they didnt have anything more important to do.........

Saturday, 30 November 2013

The Thin Blue Line

I dont know about you but i find this tweet very worrying, While KT can understand that the police are upset about the crash and the death and injury of those involved it does not give them the OK to go around and suspend the freedom of speech and expression of others, The freedom of speech extends further than the freedom of speech of those you agree with, it goes to those that you disagree with.



If a current coalition Minister tweeted something similar the left would be saying we live in a "fascist state" and clamping down on the "plebs" etc, Freedom of speech is for everyone, not just those you agree with.

Hero Labour MP Jim Murphy Pictured Helping The Injured

Via DJack_Journo
Good Man!

Friday, 29 November 2013

Tory MP To Stand Down At Next Election

See ya!

Mike Freer Labels Police "Daft" In E-Mail Blunder


via OccupyLSX

What a daft thing to do!

Where Is The Shadow Chancellor?

Where is Ed Balls, The shadow Chancellor is normally on twitter banging on about the economy

But since then :


Nothing on the econmey, plenty of visits and campaigning photos, but no tweet on his brief as shadow Chancellor , even Ed Miliband managed a "#freezethebill " tweet :

Has Ed Balls been sidelined or is it that just has nothing to say?

Thursday, 28 November 2013

I Hate Christmas No More


Form an orderly queue people!

Greg Barker Paxo`d


via BBCNewsnight

Car crash!!!!!!

Wednesday, 27 November 2013

Prince William, The Karaoke King

Via centrepointuk
Prince William with Jon Bon Jovi and Taylor Swift singing "Livin on a prayer", Good Lad!

Tuesday, 26 November 2013

My Mental Illness

I have been wanting to write about this for a while, regular readers will have noticed that the blog took a little break around September/October time, well I say the blog when i actually mean me, see I crashed,stopped functioning became fucking useless and needed to getaway for the sake of my sanity.

I have a mental illness, actually i have had one for years and have been on medication to keep it under control which did work, like Johnathon Trott mine to is stress related, All i will say on Trotts situation is that he will receive the best care and support a person could ask for, the reason I wont say anymore is that each mental illness is unique to that person and that the treatment for that person is tailored around their individual needs and situation.

Back to me tho, my illness came on because i took on too much, to much responsibility, i made to many promises that in the end i could not keep but instead of being honest with myself and others i soldiered on because I did not want to let people down, the effects of this meant i was not able to sleep properly as i had not had time to process everything that had happened during that day, I didnt want to be a burden on my friends even tho my friends knew of my illness and have always been supportive of me, but i didnt see it that way, i was ill, stressed and almost on 100% auto pilot , just doing my best to fulfill those promises made.

So I went away for a month to refresh, to get some order back into my life, to get my head right, to use my network of friends and support, to try and win one more battle and to try and return to some sort of normality. I said "to try and win one more battle" because since was young i have been fighting and scrapping just to exist , where children expect to spend first years of their life learning, playing and being loved by loving parents mine was the opposite as i wrote here over a year ago, instead of a childhood I have this void filled by bitterness, hate, rage and pain which is aimed at one person, Me.

Now I am back and straight back into the fire, while i was away no bills got paid, i went overdrawn and everything slid. I look back at the last 6 months at see the amount of bad decisions I made, be it bad decision to do with finances to bad decisions about my own health (mental and physical) and somehow i have to clear up this mess, the mess i am 100% responsible for.

For the last two nights i have spent 2-3 hours thinking about the best way to kill myself before i have managed to get to sleep, Do I overdose? Jump in front of a train? Jump of a building? Take poison? Cut my wrists?,And then I think of the "When" "How" and choosing the one that will have the least effect on others for this is the least i can do considering the amount of misery and pain i have caused others during my existence  , This is the battle I am having with myself every night and every day, this is the battle i need to win.

This is my mental illness!

Sunday, 24 November 2013

Iran Deal Done


KT does not know the details but judging by the Russian FM smile when he left it does not bode well for Israel... 
via AFP

Thats In England

This is via Aggerscricket , Ok some of you Convicts are funny ;)


Saturday, 23 November 2013

Friday, 22 November 2013

Perfect Christmas Gifts For A Fellow Comrade


KT hopes the Rubik cube is happy in its new home! 

Update : KT understands that each raised roughly £60 .  

Thursday, 21 November 2013

Education X 3


You would have thought Labour MP`s would have learned how to spell Osborne by now!

Tuesday, 19 November 2013

Nigel Farage Has A "May Day"


Nigel Farage follows in the footsteps of  Theresa May in getting dates mixed up, after his recent performance on Question Time is it any wonder some say he is in decline !

Healthcare For The Holidays

KT has had to look at this a few times to make sure its not a spoof , this is from "Healthcare Holidays" , it is done by organizingforaction (Obama supporters) :




It then gives people some advice :


If you need anymore proof they treat you like children......

Republican Rep "Obama Making America A Nation Of Potheads"



 Not in favor of a free market then?  

It seems its a spoof account, kinda hard to tell these days :) 

British Press Toe The Government Line

Nothing that a does of state regulation wont fix ;)
 
via liarpoliticians

Monday, 18 November 2013

Jeremy Hunt Lives Up To His Nickname

Jeremy Hunt claimed for 5p paper clip on expenses reports the Mirror :

"But the mega-rich Health Secretary has instead claimed 5p from taxpayers for just one of them.
And the miserly Cabinet minister also submitted expenses requests for an 8p page marker and a 41p black folder."

While it is within the rules KT thinks you have to be a proper Mr Scoorge to make the effort to fill out a form for a 5p paper clip.

If only the government that he is a member of  were as tight with our money as they seem to be with their own money. 

Saturday, 16 November 2013

Attack Of The Sprinkler


via magicmajeed

Live TV, the gift that will always keep giving :)

Thursday, 14 November 2013

Mind The Tweeting Tino!

via JackMendel4

KT expects that type of thing from footballers not cricketers.....

This Wren Catches The Worm

Sir Nick Harvey was shown up for the politician he is by this former Wren :

"A Royal British Legion worker approached a former Armed Forces minister following a Remembrance Day service and 'reimbursed' him for £7.20 in expenses he claimed after attending a previous ceremony.
Fiona Laing, 45, marched up to Sir Nick Harvey, 52, in front of other dignitaries, officials and members of the public, and gave him an envelope containing the money."
The MP claims it was a mistake saying :

"Had I spotted that individual item I would not have claimed for it, even though it was permissible within the rules.
"Unfortunately I did not notice it: we are all capable of human error and regrettably this was one on my part."

It seems all lot of MP`s make mistakes when filling out their expenses forms, must be something in  the water in the Palace of Westminster.....

Where There Is Blame There Is The Guardian


Where there is blame there is the Guardian ;)

Toilets Peddles Propaganda


 Thank God people are not forced to buy the Mirror eh?

Wednesday, 13 November 2013

Gordon Brown Ignores Ed "One Nation" Miliband


Labour had their opposition debate on scrapping the "bedroom tax" , Ed "One nation" Miliband lead the rallying cries asking people to RT (retweet) to show support, That was labour trying to get message across on social media but as we all know all that maters is the vote, Hansard reports the result as thus :

                     " Ayes 226, Noes 252."

A close vote, even worse (depending on your view) is that 31 labour Mp`s didnt vote, Labour Whips tried to assist



KT would like to know who is paired with Gordon Brown (former PM but still and MP) as according to hansard he didnt vote  :


This is not the first time Gordon has missed an important vote, KT reported at the time that he missed the vote on equal marriage.

Then again maybe Gordon supports the "bedroom tax"?

Tuesday, 12 November 2013

Paxman Pays Tribute to Dimbleby


via BBCNewsnight

And that was in response to David Dimbleby getting this tat :
Pic via Guido Fawkes
Tat-tastic!

Miliband Misfires

While the opposition debate on the "bedroom tax" was going on Ed Miliband popped up on titter, not to promote labour opposition to bedroom tax but to promote his "freeze the bill" policy :


Given that Ed Miliband claims his fuel bills of the taxpayer it is hard to take him seriously.

Update : 


From fuel bill policy to education while his MP`s are having their "bedroom tax" debate.

Aftershave Closes Parliament


That stinks!

What Did Crook Chris Huhne Read In Jail?


via newstimesfull

Maybe the Tudors did get somethings right then.....

Monday, 11 November 2013

Hague Flatbats Question On Israeli Nukes


via liarpoliticians

Avoided like the politician he is.....

Nadine Says Sorry


via liarpoliticians

We believe you......

Polish Loons Burn LBGT Monument

via Pisarski

 Why do some people hate us gay people so much?

Badger Burgers All Round


via HappyToaster

Badger burgers all round!

Saturday, 9 November 2013

Friday, 8 November 2013

Farage Gets Monstered By Audience Member And Tory MP


via liarpoliticians

Despite being his favorite subject Nigel Farage was made to look like an angry shouty and rude man, If only UKIP had more talented people they would not have to keep resorting to sending Nigel on TV, KT thinks Nigel Farage is suffering from TV burnout.

Anyway UKIP supporters at least you still have that flat tax policy right ......

Note : KT has written about UKIP`s anti free market policy before ( link )


What Russell Brand Really Said


via Pat3lli

Now thats more accurate ;)

Farage Put In His Place


via liarpoliticians

About time!