Dear Labour, as much as I am a member, I do not want to attend a dinner with Tom Watson. Please get some decent guests. Ta
— Tom Scholes-Fogg (@tscholesfogg) August 31, 2012
If someone attends a dinner with Tom Watson, one had better not arrive "fashionably late." 'Nuff said.
'As much as I am a member' -- does he mean 'Although I am a complete prick'?
In observing the aurora borealisAnd its effect upon genus amaryllisTom Watson attempted to mateWith the hinge of a gateWhich trapped somewhat more than his toga virilis.
A Labour MP called Tom WatsonMet someone that he had the hots on. He pulled out a penis Of pitiful weenessWith dozens of festering spots on.