Friday 31 August 2012

Toms dinner problem


Who is going to tell Mr Watson?

4 comments:

  1. Tay King-dePisse31 August 2012 at 17:25

    If someone attends a dinner with Tom Watson, one had better not arrive "fashionably late." 'Nuff said.

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  2. 'As much as I am a member' -- does he mean 'Although I am a complete prick'?

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    1. In observing the aurora borealis
      And its effect upon genus amaryllis
      Tom Watson attempted to mate
      With the hinge of a gate
      Which trapped somewhat more than his toga virilis.

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  3. A Labour MP called Tom Watson
    Met someone that he had the hots on.
          He pulled out a penis
          Of pitiful weeness
    With dozens of festering spots on.

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