The first meeting of the Permanent Runner's Up Club was not going well.....
Yes, I am a HUGE tit
They're both saying"Hello Mr Loser"
Miliband describes the moment at the beach when Harman's bikini top gave way.
Prescott's sag THIS far down, I've seen him in the buff.
Miliband: I entered Billy's second capo contest, won it, and didn't even get a t-shirt!Forced to wear my working togs...
I'm printing my own T-shirt. But you won't see it as you're stuck up the armpit of the Adriatic.
God* helps those who help themselves Hezekiah 6.1* Substitute with Dog, Allah, Yahweh, Flying Spaghetti Monster or other deity at will. Even fortune.It is 31° in the shade here, thank [insert deity of choice] that we now have some air conditioning.